bigrnac:

“everyone has their off days” I tell myself 15 days in a row

(Source: ouijasquiji)

mydogsnokes:

o yea the 90s. the 90s were great. fuckin sick. raw as hell. learning how to speak. crying for no reason. shitting in my diaper

nursejoy:

having a crush should be #1 in 1000 ways to die

(Source: slydig)

itsmemacleod:

i once said no to drugs but they didnt listen

crunchier:

4am is the new 10pm

snazziest:

I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt

unpopuler:

food will never break my heart

deansass:

the-kellic-ship:

deansass:

dear Australians,

Canada has less people than California alone, and we’re the 2nd biggest country in the world. Gay rights are fully legal, abortion is legal, no racism or descrimination of any kind is allowed, free healthcare, and we have moose. Come live here, we have lots of space!

sincerely,

Canadians

can Americans come too

no

(Source: deansass)